Saturday 25 December 2010

on christmas day


Wishing you all--you hippies (in space and elsewhere), you greenies, you eco-warriors, you writers, you readers, you skimmers, you casual perusers, you--a Merry Christmas, and a fantastic holiday season.

How can it not be? There's Doctor Who on! To the TARDIS!

(Image borrowed from here.)

Thursday 23 December 2010

on giftwrap


It didn't occur to me until earlier this week as I realized I still hadn't wrapped my Christmas gifts that most of the giftwrap options open to me weren't green ones. I headed to my local organic shop, and did discover some lovely (although not particularly Christmas-y) 100% recycled wrapping paper made with soy-based ink. However, it was also £1.49 a sheet, and the sheets weren't terribly big. Due to my very tiny budget, I ended up with giftwrap from WH Smith. However, this got me thinking about eco wrapping paper, as well as other more eco-friendly options for dressing up your gifts.

At Pristine Planet there are a number of options for handmade giftwrap using non-toxic dyes, post-consumer waste, shed tree bark, and other lovely things. A quick Google search will give you a number of options, however, you will most likely have to order them online. The non-eco stuff is what is cheap to stock, and unfortunately that's what you're most likely to find in Hallmark, WH Smith, and other chain stores.

If you want to take a more hands-on approach and forgo store-bought wrapping paper, you can create your own eco giftwrap. Green Planet Ethics gives some options such as using cloth, children's artwork (although, if you don't have kids, you can do it yourself to get a similar look. Finger painting, stamps made out of halved potatoes--use non-toxic paint and that's a well spent afternoon), magazine and newspaper pages, and even things like pinecones and holly in place of bows. Planet Forward has even more alternatives in place of store-bought products.

Next year, I plan to be more eco-friendly in my Christmas preparations. Instead of just getting a roll of store-bought paper and gift tags that only look homemade, I'll make my own. This way, I can also personalize each gift--write a message, decorate the wrapping using images I know that person likes. So much of Christmas is becoming just about gifts--about objects--placing less importance or full-on ignoring the reason why we give gifts in the first place: to make people happy. To let our friends and family know that we think about them, and love them, and miss them, and that while what we present them with is only a pale representation of what they mean to us, it is something that will let them know that there is someone who cares about them whenever they use or see their gift. Why can't the giftwrap do the same? Why does it have to be something to look at for a microsecond and then toss in the trash?

Personally, I think it can be a bit more.

(Image borrowed from here.)

Saturday 18 December 2010

on definitions


Years ago, during my daily wanderings round the internet, I came across a quote on someone's profile on some site I don't remember.

Author's write to live, writers live to write.

It's one of those anonymous quotes, one of many that flit about the profile pages of fledgling writers like flies, and are just as inconsequential. But for some reason, I started thinking about this one again. It's made me wonder about the difference between a writer and an author, and if there is really a difference at all.

The Oxford English Dictionary (online edition), says an author is "a writer of a book, article, or document; someone who writes books as a profession". A writer, on the other hand, is "a person who has written something or who writes in a particular way; a person who writes books, stories, or articles as a job or occupation". Very similar definitions are given for each word, however, there are minute differences. An author is a writer, implying that being an author is in a category above being a writer. It's something you can achieve--a title--like being called "doctor". An author is also someone who writes "book[s], article[s], or document[s]", all of which at first glance imply that an author is someone who writes prose. There can be books of poetry, yes, but articles and documents written in poetry? Difficult (although there is probably someone out there who has done it). People who write poetry also have their own title separate from author: poet. But similar can be said for them: when is one a poet, and when is one just someone who writes poetry?

An author is "someone who writes books as a profession". This enforces the idea purported in my anonymous quote: an author is a job description. What do you want to be when you grow up? A doctor, a lawyer, a pianist, an author. It's what you put on your CV, what you tell people at parties when they ask what you do. Furthermore, it's what you call yourself when you make money off of your writing, particularly in "book, article, or document" form. Only on the publication of one of those can one be called an author. This, of course, means that publishing short stories does not make you an author. A collection, possibly ("book" is, after all, a fairly broad term when you think about it), but a single story in a literary journal? According to this definition, no.

A writer, on the other hand, is "a person who has written something". That can apply to anyone. Every elementary school child is forced to produce a short story at some point in order to approve their apptitude with the written word. Does that, then, make everyone a writer? Is anyone capable of scrawling even the crudest short story able to claim that they are a writer? A writer is also someone "who writes in a particular way". Well, that is a bit better. A writer is someone who writes, yes, but also somoeone who writes in a way that distinguishes themselves from others. The use of the word "particular" implies a certain cultivation, that they way a writer writes is something they have crafted over time, something they do purposefully. This further separates the writer from the everyman (as the first part of the quotation implies), to someone specific--somoeone singular. Not everyone is a writer, just like not everyone is an actor or an artist or a musician. You may have acted in a play or painted a picture or were forced to learn the trombone, but that doesn't mean you are masters of those crafts.

And that's what a writer has: mastery.

A writer is "a person who writes books, stories, or articles as a job or occupation". Much like with "author", "writer" can also be given as a job description. In this instance, however, "document" has been replaced with "stories", which tells us that while you can write stories, you cannot author them, and while you can author documents, you cannot write them. Perhaps I'm delving in a bit too deep. These are, after all, just dictionary definitions. But how we define things is often how they are percieved. If you don't know what something is--what a word means--you look it up in a dictionary, and what you are told influences how you view that thing. Here, the dictionary is telling us that the difference between being an author and being a writer depends upon what you choose to write. However, both are professions. Both are occupations you can be paid for. In that, there is no difference.

I have always written. At first, it was scribblings on sheets of scrap paper that hardly resembled words at all, but which I called a story. Writing was a state of being. I wrote. It came as naturally to me as eating or sleeping or breathing, and was never something I gave conscious thought to. It wasn't until I was eleven that it occured to me that people make a living out of their writing. That it was a job. That when asked what you wanted to be when you grew up, you didn't have to say you wanted to be a vet, because you didn't know and that's what your best friend had said. You could be an author, and an author is something you are only when you achieve publication.

In university, as I finished my master's degree, one of my professors told us that upon completion, we were writers. Few of us were published in any medium, but we'd spent an entire year doing nothing but writing, so it was a fitting title. But it still made me wonder: when am I an author? Do I have to have a contract with Random House to do so? And saying we were writers sounded so...silly. So little. I wasn't sure I liked it completely.

Author's write to live, writer's live to write.

An author is someone who is published. By that token, many people can call themselves authors. Madonna. Jimmy Buffet. Will Smith. Pamela Anderson. So many people published today are those who are doing it out of boredom, or as a cash-in on their celebrity, or because they feel the need to do everything regardless of their talent for it. So many people who can call themselves authors are hardly deserving of the title.

A writer is someone who writes. A writer is someone who writes down sentences on cocktail napkins and hotel notepads. A writer is someone who wakes up in the middle of the night and gets out of bed to grab a pen, to try and weave a story from the frayed threads of their dreams. A writer is someone with words tumbling through their head every day of their lives, who put them down not for the sake of making money, but for the sake of getting their story out into the world. A writer wants to share, wants to tell, wants to shape their world for the better through the language they use.

The more I think about it, the more proud I am to call myself a writer. It's a difficult life, often solitary and it sure isn't a cash cow. But if I didn't write...well, I don't think I would be able to do that in the first place. Not willingly. I may never be published, I may never get to hold the title of "author", but for all that it is so similar--and yet so different--I am proud of the title I have.

I am a writer. And I'm living my life writing.

(Image borrowed from here.)

Sunday 12 December 2010

on herbal remedies

In light of the entire UK having been gripped in what could only have been a global warming-induced deep freeze, and my own subsequent cold, I've decided to take some time to talk about herbal remedies. Not all of them, of course. There are whole books dedicated to the subject. What I'm going to talk about are the things I reach for every time I get a sniffle, and why I think they work better than more modern alternatives.

1. Echinacea--it's a pretty purple flower that looks rather like a daisy, and, to me at least, it's practically a cure-all. Two of the more common ways to take echinacea is either in capsule or liquid form (which you then put into tea or juice) for the relief of common cold symptoms and a host of other things. Whenever I start to feel a sore throat, or even just a little run down, I put some in a drink (1mL up to 3 times daily), and honest to god, it works. With this on hand, I've kicked colds in a week, which is pretty good considering my flatmate was still expelling all of his symptoms after a month.

2. Honey--like many holistic remedies, honey has been used for centuries, primarily as a topical antiseptic. You can put honey on cuts and scrapes and it kills the bacteria present just as well as Neosporen would, if not better. Because of its antibacterial and antiseptic properties, honey is also good on sore throats. Put a spoonful in your tea, or consume the spoonful on its own like cough medicine (with lemon juice if you like), and it will soothe your raw throat while killing the bacteria that is causing your discomfort. And hey, it tastes better than Buckley's.

3. Ginger--after a trip to Greece in June, I suffered from some, shall we say, stomach upset. In my quest for remedies, I tried both ginger and lemon tea, and candied ginger. Ginger is used for indegestion, nausea, and other unpleasent stomach ailments, although I recommend taking it in its tea form. It's the most palatable way I've found. The candied ginger was foul.

4. Peppermint--used for the same ailments as ginger, peppermint is not only infinitely tastier, but can also be applied topically for plant-induced skin irritations, to soothe tension headaches, and when put under the nose or on the chest can clear sinuses. Besides peppermint, another herb in the mint family--that I've recently discovered--that is good for stomach problems is Dittany of Crete. I picked some up while in Greece (and I won't lie, Harry Potter played a part in the decision), and while it's fabled to be an aphrodisiac, it's also told to be a cure-all, used for the aforementioned stomach problems, and as a topical polutice for wounds.

5. Rest--okay, so it's not an herb, but I can honestly say that one thing I don't think people do enough of when they are ill, is rest. Oh, they say they do, however, often times many rely on fast-acting modern medicines and a single night's good sleep. The world has become a place where everyone wants to be the first, be on top, and that means being able to do everything from paperwork and problem solving to eating and sleeping quickly. But when you're sick, quick just doesn't cut it, and I would not be surprised if the reason why many take so long to heal is because they're not taking any time at all. Therefore my primary recommendation is to take the day--or week--off, put your feet up, and drift in that lazy, self-indulgent place that is illness. Your body will thank you.

For more information on herbal remedies, go here.

(Image borrowed from here.)

Sunday 5 December 2010

on the saturday morning cartoon

Over on Facebook, there's the movement (if one could call it that) to raise awareness for child abuse by changing your profile picture to a picture of a cartoon from your childhood. Whether or not this will actually incite action towards child abuse aside, changing my picture got me to thinking about the Saturday Morning Cartoon, and the environment's place in it.

Or rather, the lack of it.


When I was a kid, Ted Turner came out with Captain Planet and the Planeteers, a series about the adeventures of five kids with power rings representing the different elements (wind, earth, fire, water, and heart (not an element, but...it's there)). At the behest of the goddess Gaia, they travel around fighting polluters, and when a problem seems beyond them, they combine the power in their rings to summon Captain Planet.

A few years ago, I watched a couple of epsiodes out of nostalgia, and have to admit, while the premise and message are fantastic, the dialogue is rather cringe-worthy and the plots are a tad cheesy. But like I said, the premise and message are brilliant. A kids show about the environment! What better way to ensure the health and safety of our planet than by pressing its importance on the impressionable minds of children. Children who will then encourage their parents to hold a similar mindview. I know the show affected me as a kid, and is most likely one of the core reasons why I am an environmentalist today.

With this in mind, I wondered if there were programs made since the early 1990s (Captain Planet's original run) that were about the environment. Google tells me no.

Typing 'shows like Captain Planet', 'environmental cartoons' and 'environmental kids shows' into the search engine has come up with very little. Most are environmental political-style cartoons, however, I did come across an article about environmentalism in Disney cartoons. Said article from the Sunday Times states that many of Disney's movies carry environmental messages, backing up its claims with examples from the films. No offence to Mark Henderson, the writer of the article, but many of those examples are ones that will fly over a child's head like a jet fighter. Adults may pick up on it, but the chances of a child seeing Ariel falling in love with Prince Eric as "a fundamental division between humans and the natural world that can, at least partially, be overcome" is slim in the extreme. Any affect the films have on a child regarding the environment will only be subconscious, until such time as the child has grown and viewed the films through educated, adult eyes.

There are two films listed in the article, however, that I do agree that children would be able to pick up a message. Every kid is traumatised to varying degrees after seeing Bambi's mum get shot, and I wouldn't be surprised if the film was the reason why some people never took up hunting or ate venison (or meat in general) or why they later decided to work for the World Wildlife Fund. Finding Nemo is another Disney film whose environmental message is overt enough for children to pick up on it. From the scene of Nemo being torn from his father when he's captured by humans, to the varying psychologically upsetting states of the fish in the dentist's tank, the film does clearly demonstrate the damaging affect taking animals out of the wild for pets can have on them.

"The reaction to the film by the general public has led to environmental devastation for the clown fish and has provoked an outcry from several environmental protection agencies, including Marine Aquarium Council, Australia. Apparently the demand for tropical fish skyrocketed after the film's release. This has caused reef species decimation in Vanuatu and many other reef areas.

Even more bizarre, after seeing the film, some aquarium owners released their pets into the ocean, but the wrong ocean. This has introduced species harmful to the indigenous environment and is harming reefs worldwide as well."


...or maybe not.

But these are films, not half-hour cartoons kids can watch while they eat their cereal in their pyjamas. Granted, it's been a while since I watched a Saturday Morning Cartoon. Environmentalism could very well be present in some of the shows on YTV and Cartoon Network and CBeebies. But as far as overt, clear-cut, in-your-face environmental cartoons for kids goes...

It looks like Captain Planet is our hero.